You know what? Fuck it.

Yes. Fuck it. This will now be a slightly more traditional blog. A blog... Dealing with daily life and the hardships of being an extremely intelligent human. Yes, I am probably better than you, but I'm not going to pretend to be a fucking alien or non-corporeal being of pure knowledge. Nope. It's just... The Knower.
However, on thing that sets us apart from a majority of other blogs and websites; GOOD FUCKING GRAMMAR BITCHES! Is it so FUCKING hard it press the motherfucking shift key? You imbeciles make me SICK! Listen, if you cannot capitalize the beginning of a sentence, you don't deserve to use the internet.
But why was I driven to write an entry today, after thirty three days have passed since my last entry? Eh, because I am an angry son of a bitch. You want to know one of the many things that pisses me off? Conformists. Be it gangsta, emo, goth, prep, what ever the fuck you humans dress and act like, YOU STILL ARE CONFORMISTS IN MY EYES! Let's start off on emo idiots. Emo is not "emotionally hardcore" or whatever you wish to call it. No, there can be only one true Emo.
BASK IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING GLORY!

Yes. Now, if you claim to be emo, you must have a bob cut. Okay? 'Nuff said.
Goths. Don't get me started on goths. How much they believe to be individuals by wearing the color black and acting all depressed. That's why I hand out zoloft to any goth I see. Just like Emo, those posers aren't goths. Goths were the tribe that later colonised Eastern Europe, mainly Germany. Okay? You need to run around in bearskins and wield a stone axe to be a goth, and must have a bob cut to be emo.
Gangstas. Gangstas. Too fucking lazy to say "gangsters". COME ON! Letting popular music define the way you dress, the way you talk, the food you eat, your preference in females, racial superiority. No other group of sheep go THAT far. And I don't blame this on all rap music. Some is... Dare I say... Moderate. The Beastie Boys, for instance, they're okay. But now, we have "Fitty Sent" and "Jay Z". You can't even fucking take the fraction of a second to say fifty. FIFTY! MOTHER FUCKING FIFTY!
And preps... Can go either way. They can be productive members of society, or social rejects that go insane and must have EVERYBODY like them. But they're the hardest to classify. They cannot be defined by music and clothing. They are the only group that I will talk about in this article who consciously do what they do. They are overactive in school. They start clubs, they help EEEEEEVERY body. To the naked eye, they are perfect. But a little research into you local goodie-two-shoes' past reveals horrid secrets. Which you can use to destroy their perfect world from the inside-out. Devastate them. Their mom is a crack whore. Their dad has been jobless for three years. They can't afford breakfast, so they arrive really early. All these have probably happened. And they try to ignore it. But one spiteful bastard will ruin it. I will.
So there you have it. My rant about a few conformist groups. I might do a follow up some day, maybe put some punks and headbangers in it.
Oh, and before you accuse me of anything, I listen to the Ramones and I wear polo shirts. I don't go with any one group. I make my own and I keep it that way. Bitches.